"The Daily Show“‘s Al Madrigal on why no candidate "living, dead or fictional will ever satisfy the Tea Party":
- Ronald Reagan: He “was a Hollywood Commie who raised taxes, grew government, and gave amnesty to illegal immigrants. That poor son of a bitch would get eaten alive by this crowd.”
- Thomas Jefferson: “The man cut up his Bible, loved the French, and had a well-documented case of jungle fever… Try again.”
- Superman: “Illegal immigrant.”
- Optimus Prime: “He accepted the auto industry bailout.”
House Speaker JOHN BOEHNER (R- Ohio), caught on an open mic bragging about his golf game with Vice president Joe Biden before the President’s address last night. The Speaker hit the links during Congress’s five-week recess.
There, Republicans. Y’all play golf during an economic crisis, too.
— JON STEWART, on the media’s (and, admittedly, the blogosphere’s) obsession with “Speechgate,” “Speech Spat” and all the other “Tales of Manufactured Conflict,” on The Daily Show. (via inothernews)
GOP presidential hopeful MICHELE BACHMANN, not realizing the Soviet Union dissolved two fucking decades ago.
Then again, her unofficial campaign slogan is “Bachmann. Backwards.”
Agreed. It is the “other Darren”.